Heavier than A Pound: Archive

Jan 1st

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Inappropriate conversations

Kilobro: I got it! I got it!
Kilobro: Scout and Heavy doing it in the butt!
Kilobro: And the funny part is, it's Scout doing it to Heavy!
Me: Sorry, bro, but that already exists, and I even saw him do it while in a dress.
Kilobro: Dammit!

Dec 31st

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Oh Mr. Undertaker~

I just nostalgia’d all over the place digging around that gif site and finding this. Undertaker will always have a place in my cold, dead heart.

Dec 31st

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I decided I needed this on my Tumblr

Sorry if this offends you, Bears.

Dec 31st

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Just when I think no one liked me anymore

A random stranger says otherwise. But I only think they say that because they don’t know me.

Dec 31st

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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TMI Discussion: Porn? On the Internet? More likely...

Someone had inquired about what kind of porn I liked and I didn’t have much of an answer at the time. So I sat down and thought about it for a bit. Turns out I can be very very picky and a lot of what’s out there just ends up being silly to me. - If I don’t believe there is an emotional connection between the participants, the entire thing will be lost on me from the get go....

Dec 29th

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fivetail asked: I know when I write anything, from original fic to fanfic, I basically have an ending in mind--what I want to do with the plot, where all my characters are going to end up--and work backwards. Do you have an ending in mind for your original story? And what's your general thought process when it comes to feathering out your characters?

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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eximplode asked: Since Kilomonster was raised by humans, does/did he he see himself as human? Did this cause any problems?

Dec 29th

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catbountry said: OMG IT’S RED VENOM. DRAW BLACK...

Actually this image sums up many of my feelings at present.

Dec 29th

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“Most kids were afraid of monsters in their closet. I was afraid of VOLCANOES IN...”

– Me, on my neurotic childhood

Dec 28th

eximplode asked: Since Kilomonster was raised by humans, does/did he he see himself as human? Did this cause any problems?

Dec 28th

That awkward moment when somebody in your family...

lurvis: tashahahaha: OH GOD, SWIPE THE HARDRIVE. OH GOD, BURN THE WHOLE THING I literally shit myself. Oh shit… This happened to me one time as I was chatting to someone about something something penises and my computer was snatched away before I could tell my friend that I was afk so the chat box wouldn’t come back up with them going “LOL DICKS”. WORST...

Dec 28th

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catbountry asked: What kind of diet does Kilo Monster have? Is he strictly carnivorous, or is he an omnivore?

Dec 28th

fivetail asked: I know when I write anything, from original fic to fanfic, I basically have an ending in mind--what I want to do with the plot, where all my characters are going to end up--and work backwards. Do you have an ending in mind for your original story? And what's your general thought process when it comes to feathering out your characters?

Dec 28th

catbountry asked: What kind of diet does Kilo Monster have? Is he strictly carnivorous, or is he an omnivore?

Dec 28th

My Goal for 2011 is to release a comic in some...

And I guess at this rate, it will be featuring Kilo Monster and fwiends.

Dec 28th

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I spoke too soon

Dammit. Dammit. Dammit.

Dec 27th

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The most puzzling and frustrating things about my...

is that sometimes, especially when looking at the storyboards, is that I’m like “…I looks like I could have drawn it.” But what my own art lacks compared to a lot of the concept work, I’m still not sure of.

Dec 27th

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Dec 26th

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Storytime with Kilo: Nigellus Mayers and his role...

fivetail: kilomonster: Taking a page from Pixar’s school of thought on how to handle the antagonist, I gotta consider the following: Is there any way for any of the primary protagonists to become Nigellus? The antagonists that really seem to work well are the ones that could have easily been a protagonist, having started out as a good person, but made the wrong decision/path along the way. ...

Dec 26th

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Y so obvious, Kilo?

SirKai: omfg did you see this
SirKai: [- Link to my naughty picture -]
SirKai: who would draw that
SirKai: i mean really
You're A Monster, Mr. Kilo: I DON'T KNOW KAI
You're A Monster, Mr. Kilo: SOMEONE CLEARLY MESSED UP IN THE HEAD

Dec 26th

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I'M WARNING YOU, BRO. THIS IS A NAUGHTY PICTURE BY... →

My Secret Santa contribution. And for the innocent silly fic that I got, it was SO WORTH IT. Thanks a ton Valiax_Gryphon, if you happen to read this tumblr! Though now my dirty mind is making connections between the fic I got and the picture I drew. …Sexy connections.

Dec 26th

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Storytime with Kilo: Nigellus Mayers and his role...

Taking a page from Pixar’s school of thought on how to handle the antagonist, I gotta consider the following: Is there any way for any of the primary protagonists to become Nigellus? The antagonists that really seem to work well are the ones that could have easily been a protagonist, having started out as a good person, but made the wrong decision/path along the way. Nigellus could get...

Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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I'm girlfriend-free for yet another Christmas.

haibaran: methylbenzene: But I don’t post a depressing status on facebook about it like SOMEONE I know. JOIN THE FUCKING CLUB BUDDY. YOU’RE NOT THE ONLY ONE AND YOU’RE NOT SPECIAL. YOU ARE NOT A UNIQUE SNOWFLAKE. :< this is why I sometimes feel really guilty when postin stuff about shan, ahah… Bah! Don’t feel guilty, Hai. Folks should be happy for finding your special lady, not...

Dec 26th

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Mission accomplished!

Everyone loved their presents I made for them. Mom even cried. :’) As for my loot haul Kilobro gave me The complete Blu Ray/DVD set of the motherfucking TOY STORY trilogy and the rest of the Scott Pilgrim books. KiloMom and KiloDad got me Art of Toy Story 3, UP, and How to Train your Dragon (the latter won’t arrive for another week D;), a digital camera, and clothes. Everything I...

Dec 25th

MURRY CRIMMUS ERRYBODY! May it be filled with love...

Kilobro: You wanna know when I realized there wasn't any Santa? I was in SEVENTH grade!
Me: Aww, I had it figured out by 5th grade.
Kilobro: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!
Me: I didn't want to ruin your childhood.
Kilobro: DO YOU KNOW HOW EMBARRASSING IT IS TO BE ARGUING THAT THERE'S A SANTA IN SIXTH GRADE?!
Me: I will remember this for next time.

Dec 25th

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