Heavier than A Pound: Archive

Heavier than A Pound

February 2011

149 posts

people complaining about spending valentine's day...

manicscribble: grannysgonna: uh shut the hell up ok how about you find something you love about yourself or the way your life is and dedicate the day so that if you’re so desperate to celebrate the holiday sitting around crying FOREVER ALONE will not help you you’ve got plenty of time to think about what you’re gonna spend the day on so give it some thought Okay. I have some problems with...

draconiarose asked: I knew you lived in Vegas. <3

January 2011

187 posts

assporn: READY THE BROFIST! *charges at you, fist ready to bropound* GET READY FOR THE GARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Also… I lack sufficient brofisting gifs! But I am brofisting!

That's kind of romantic.

KiloMom was helping KiloDad level up his character in her MMORPG.

Everybody’s gonna love today, gonna love...

That warm fuzzy feeling when your dad sets your...

It’s like when your parents would hang your stuff up on the fridge when you were little. <3

Why is it 11 PM?! Where the hell did my night go?!

Oh yeah, that’s right, I had to go to work on my day off because SOMEONE called out AGAIN.

Anonymous asked: war paint made of barbeque? OK (i hope this all fits)

Engineer looked on fondly as Soldier gobbled down his second helping of Engie's famous barbecue. He couldn't help but smile as he noticed Soldier's war paint was almost completely replaced with barbeque sauce now, the gusto with which he was eating causing the muted red sauce to get everywhere.
Engineer...

“…the right time is when I don’t have to ask.”

– Myself, trying to have a revelation of some sort.

war paint made of barbeque? - Furei on TF2chan …Why has this never crossed my mind before? That idea suddenly makes those pictures hotter. I’m gonna need some slash fic using that idea. :T

That moment in The Emperor's New Groove where...

PACHA HAS A WIFE AND CHILDREN MY GOD KILO YOU SICK MONSTER. WHY?!

“WHAT? HE’S FRENCH?! NOW I GOTTA KICK HIS ASS EVEN MORE!”

– Kilobro playing UFC as his Captain America fighter

10000bears answered: soldier’s ass ...then...

Sure, let’s go with that.

Where do you think the red stains came from in...

I’ll post the answer later.

potentialforart asked: If you had to buy at least one adult themed furnature, what would it be? 8U Because I truly truly want to know what to get you for your birthday -shot-

Happy 600th post. Have some gratuitous music of...

raevenote asked: Name: Rae (not really, but I don't like giving out real names)
Age: 23
Meaning behind tumblr url: I've been using the alias Rae for a while, and this happens to be the latest iteration (it is also my Steam ID :3)
Where you live: Southern California
Favorite musician: Imogen Heap
Favorite movie: Fifth Element
Favorite tv show: Babylon 5

assporn asked: As in, like, a colonoscopy?
If so, what's it like? (both the colonoscopy and what's inside there)
I have this weird fascination of insides and what it really looks like goin' on in there.

haibaran: djavjr: testchambers: soldiergaga: allamericanantichrist: IF YOU HAVEN’T PLAYED THIS FLASH GAME, WHAT IS YOUR LIFE. it’s pretty simple, you’ll get the hang of it. You disgusting creature. I cried I felt so bad ugly thing. I hate this. …Good god, that was…that was weird. I got chills several times near and at the end (I did what was apparently the “obedient”...

manicscribble said: You should redraw this...

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

Replace one word in your URL with "COCK"

COCKMONSTER. I could live with that. Still trolling everyone with the distinct lack of cocks.

Kilo Monster and his gender issues

My co-worker and I were talking about how it was hard to sex lizards because they keep their junk inside. This caused my thoughts to drift off… There’s no denying that Kilo Monster possesses a very masculine appearance, but I also remember a time where I had been talking with a friend about how humorous it would be that he would actually be considered the “female” of his...

Has someone taken your faith? It’s real, the...

“Only intellectuals like me can understand this show.”

– Kilobro, in reference to Dragonball Z :|